So my friend and I were drinking one night, right?

And she’s listening to some mexican music and dancing like….

Then she knocks a picture of Jesus off the wall and the frame breaks, so she starts crying like….

And i say “All we need is glue to glue the frame together.” and she’s yelling “No, it’s Jesus! You can’t glue fucking Jesus!”

Then she fucking trips like….

and she steps on the picture of Jesus and shatters the glass and i’m like..

While she’s like

And her brother was trying to come in to see what happened and she’s all screaming

And she just now told me that the picture of Jesus that she broke, was blessed with holy water and everything. omfg.  we’re horrible people.